I prefer to be called male, please. He,him,his pronouns.

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W-w-welcome to Freddy Fazbear's

F-Funhouse! A magical place for

k-kids and grown-ups a-a-alike! Where fantasy and fun come to life life life! Funhouse Entertainment is not responsible help me for damage damage to property please or p-person!

Uh...the animatronic mun does get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame him? N-no! If I were forced forced to blog those same stupid posts for 14 years, a-and I never did my homework, I'd probably get get a bit irritable at n-n-night night too. *twitch*

Just remember, the m-mun holds a special place in the h-h-hearts hearts of his followers, and y-you need to show him a a a little bit of respect,

r-right? *twitch* help me

Just be aware, the mun tends to wander a bit. Uh, he's he's left in

s-some kind of "free-talking" mode at night n-night *twitch*, uhh, something about his brain locking up if his power switch is turned on for too long.

My dad said I was too scary to be in the military. Now being told by your dad that your too scary to be in the military is a fucking accomplishment. I am scary as fuck and proud.

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newtalby:

instead of getting pissed off at ur child for wanting a piercing you should just do research and take your kid to a salon to get that piercing in a professional and sterile place. if you just say “no end of discussion” they’re gonna ask a friend to do it and it’s probably gonna end very badly

night-take-my-soul:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies


Am I the only one that adores this?

night-take-my-soul:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

Am I the only one that adores this?